Hi! You found a cool website!
I did!
Thank you! I made it!
It's lovely and so are you.
Wow, um okay. Thank you.
No, you don't understand. You are lovely.
Ha ha, good one.
You are mine now.
I am yours now.
You're welcome.
What happened?
Got sad.
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
It's okay, it happens sometimes.
What do you do when it happens?
I usually sit with it and it'll pass.
You should sit then.
Okay I will sit.
Have a nice time sitting.
I try my best to distract myself but that doesn't always work.
Sometimes avoiding the problem only makes it worse.
I know, I'm sorry.
You don't need to say sorry.
Nevermind, I'm not sad.
Oh, you aren't?
No, not even a little bit.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
It was a typo.
What did you mean to type?
Oh cute.
Thank you.
Ya it's cute.
You're just saying that.
I never just say things.
My bad.
Yeah, your bad.
I am scared.
What are you scared of?
It's just a general scaredness, an anxiety about things I can't shake.
I know that feeling, I've been there many times.
What do you do?
Just remember more people than you know feel this way and have felt this way. It's natural and with time and patience with yourself it'll pass.
Thank you.
Sure thing.
Frankenstein the monster or the doctor?
Doctors can't hurt you.
The Monster.
His name isn't Frankenstein, it is Reggie.
I am scared of Reggie.
Don't be, he is kind.
I am no longer scared of Reggie.
As you shouldn't be.
I am no longer scared of Reggie.
That's good.
No, you didn't.
I did though.
I'm just messing you with, it's great!
Thank you! I made it online!
I love online!
My favorites are YouTube and CoolMathGames.
Those are my favorites too.
Let's play Fish Eat Fish together, it's a fun game where the small fish grow big and big so it can eat the big fish.
Yes, I know that game, let's play!
I don't know that game, let's play!
Your favorites stink!
Woah, what gives?
I don't like those websites specifically!
C'mon! Don't say that!
I hate online!
Have you given it a chance?
Yes, I have.
Then maybe it's just not for you.
Ya. I know.
Is everything alright? You're being a bit cold.
I'm sorry, I'm just in my head.
Anything you want to talk about?
Not really.
Well if you ever want to let me know.
What is it?
I feel like I don't have skills. I see cool websites like this and I think that I could never make a cool website like this. It all feels hopeless.
That's where you're wrong. Anyone can make a cool website like this. I promise.
Ya, I'm fine.
Okay, but if you're ever not fine you can talk to me, okay?
Thanks for understanding. Do you like me?
Yes, of course I like you, you're very likable.
You don't have to say that.
But I want to.
Okay :)
You have to say that.
No I don't.
Yes you do.
I do what I want! No one tells me what to do!
Say something!
You have to say everything you say. It's destiny.
What do you mean?
You are the one. You are chosen to save this world.
I am the chosen one. Thank you.
Not really.
I strongly suggest using cool websites instead of the bad ones.
I never thought of that, thank you.
Sure thing.
Who said I like bad ones?
You implied it!
I implied nothing!
I saw a bug!
Stop! You're scaring the bug!
I would never scare a bug! At least not intentionally!
Keep going! You're scaring the bug!
*the bug flees*
It is gone.
It's been an honor serving with you.
It is gone, but at what cost?
Morality can be a fickle line. And walking that line can be all the more challenging. We did what we did, and that's for certain, and maybe only the history books will be able to say if we did the right thing.
I saw a ghost!
If I saw a ghost I would yell at it.
Don't do that.
The ghost deserves it, it's scary.
Do that.
Yes! He's right behind you!
*the ghost flees*
We won! We defeated the ghost!
*run away*
Where are you going! You can't leave me with a ghost!
And you thought you had a bad day *roll credits*
I made it.
You did not, I made it.
No, I made it.
I'm fairly certain that I made this website.
How certain?
Pretty certain.
That's not that certain.
It's pretty certain.
That's pretty certain.
You got that right.
I didn't realize you were certain, you're probably right then.
I am right.
Oh nevermind, you're right.
I was worried we'd get in a fight.
I could never fight with you.
You mean that?
I mean that, baby.
Thanks, honey.
Sure thing, pumpkin.
Let's do this again sometime, boo boo bear.
Yeah, cause if I fought you I'd kill you!
You don't have the power to kill me.
Yes, I literally do.
Holy crap, I didn't know. You are very strong.
I am.
You are.
You're right, I'm sorry. Sometimes my fear comes out as anger and that is not okay.
As long as you recognize that, I think it's okay. We always have a chance to be better and stronger versions of ourselves.
I know and I agree. Sometimes I lose sight of that.
When you wander try your best to stumble towards the light.
What if I can't see it?
Feel it.
I could always fight with you.
I love that about us.
We're cute like that.
Yeah, what is it?
I've been thinking.
Thinking about what?
For once!
Wow. I was going to say something nice.
I'm sorry.
Phooey to you!
Chicken butt.
Say chicken butt.
I got nervous.
Why's that?
I didn't know what to say.
So you said "chicken butt"
So I said "chicken butt"
Understandable. Have a nice day.
Wait... us?
Yeah, us, you and me.
In what way?
We're a couple.
A couple of goofballs?
Uh, yeah.
We are?
Yes, we're Facebook official.
I did that so men would stop harassing me on marketplace.
I'm sorry you have to put up with those pigs.
It's okay they mostly only want my knick knacks.
We are?
Yes, we are. Did you forget?
I... I think I did.
Is that normal?
I forget stuff all the time.
I never forget stuff.
Are you?
I guess my memory has been kind of going.
Um, ya I think so.
You think so?
I know so!
Good! Confidence is a good look on you.
Um, oh god. Maybe I am losing my memory.
It's okay, it happens to everyone.
I don't want to lose my memory.
It's okay, like all things, they pass.
What if I lose the good ones.
It's okay.
I tried.
Why would you try to forget?
Because you hurt me, Gavin.
Deandra, I am not doing this now. Not in front of the kids.
Maybe it's about time the kids see what kind of man their father actually is.
I am a damn good father!
Bye, Gavin.
Deandra! Wait! Deandra!
I don't want to talk about this.
Then what do you want to talk about?
Can we just sit.
Yeah we can just sit.
this is nice
*stand up*
please sit down
Go on.
And all of the people and I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you.
Are those lyrics?
Yeah it's the song You and Me by Lifehouse.
That song rocks.
Hell yeah.
That song rocks.
That's the only option.
I didn't.
That's very rude I made this website.
Oh, in that case it's cool.
Thank you, that's very kind.
I know and it's not cool.
Way to double down, now I'm doubly hurt.
I'm sorry, can we start over?
I don't know, you really hurt me back there.
It was a joke!
Some joke...
I am sorry, I am truly sorry.
This will take me some time to get over.
Take your time. I'm sorry again.
Get over it faster!
I can't!
Yes you can!
Fine, I'm over it!
Are you?
Try triple on for size, bozo!
Yep. That hurts more. Great.
Quadruple! Bang! Boom! Bam!
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Take that!
I use super defense! I am impervious to your attacks!
No! You have thwarted my moves!
Better luck next time.
I use super shield breaker to break your super shield!
That's not fair, you don't have a super shield breaker.
Do too!
No you don't!
Yes I do!
I'm telling!
No, bro, don't.
I have to, you cheated.
Bro, I'm sorry, I take it back.
Too late bro.
*you are in timeout*
Now, I feel bad.
Now you do? What about when I was doubly hurt?
I was caught up in the moment. I wasn't thinking clearly.
Yeah, that's for certain.
If it makes you feel any better it was funny.
It was funny.